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Were potatoes meant to be implemented in minecraft?

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So now, the main question of the day. Were potatoes meant to be implemented into minecraft?! Lately, when I try to eat a potato, the grease gets all over my face. BUT no-one implemented grease into minecraft, so I think that potatoes and grease is a work of Herobrine Notch’s arch nemesis. However, lately, minecraft was sold to Bill Gates so was it really Herobrine, or was it an unexpected ghost. I think I know the very ghost that did this. The ghost of Steve Jobs. I KNEW IT! Steve Jobs was the one who implemented potatoes into minecraft. But how did he do it. The answer is, Steve Jobs time warped back in time when potatoes were implemented, and implemented them himself. And Notch knew nothing about it! So that’s why Bill bought minecraft! He wanted to expose the truth and remove potatoes forever!

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Shell Shock….. What a shocker

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Hey guys, my server has been put down temporarily because an annoying thing called Shell Shock. Basically, it is a hacking program that can break into peoples servers (not just mine craft ones) and take full control of it. Luckily the administrators of the server are working to fix this right now.